The fairest woman in the world if my brother could be believed. Her hair is silver-gold, her eyes are amethysts

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johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

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suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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cayde:

my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not

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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

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flygex-eatin-on-softies:

sarah-scales:

Here is an example of a calm Jungle Carpet Python. No striking position, slow movements, stretching away from her anchor place.

Bonus points if you watch it all the way to the end.

You’re never getting that shoe back.

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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

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y-o-n-c-e:

ive been drankin

image

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londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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