bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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supernatural-who-lock:

water jet cutting an apple in half

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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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therighteousdude:

Graphs throughout your school career

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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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heartofafae:

sociopathicassbutt:

SHOTS FIRED

STILL. FUCKING RELEVANT! 

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sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

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maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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