u always hear “how long is ur dick” but u never hear “how deep is ur vagina”. we must fight for womens rights
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
The real Kelsey needs to calm THE FUCK down she is out of control
you can tell a lot about a person by bugging their house
So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.
Oh heyyy Void Dylan. Be sure to catch an all new After After Show after a brand new episode of Teen Wolf at 10pm on Moonday!
We’re rightfully terrified right now.
"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!
And where do we feature?!
IT GOT BETTER.
big blue eyes
kinda long but cute nose
yellow porous skin
little to no abdomen
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS