when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
STILL. FUCKING RELEVANT!
sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them????